Puttying the “Fun” back in Fundy!
Here are a couple of articles to help you be a good fundamentalist.
http://www.av1611.org/nkjv.html
If you ever spent any time listening to a man by the name of Bill Gothard, this next article might not even seem funny, but rather, just normal. I’ve heard all of these methods of proving a point “biblically” used by Bill before. This guy even brings the CDC into it!
http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
All that comes to mind is “Your logic is dizzying.” Someone should have tried that line at IBLP headquarters sometime.
Posted 3/29/2007 2:33 PM
5 Comments:
Wow. That second article is some complete and bitter satire. But you are so right - every one of those methods is used - frequently - all over the place…
Posted 3/29/2007 3:51 PM by novisigothsorkangaroos
Wow, how do you find this stuff?
I’m thinking that little symbol with the phone and the Bible looks familiar. It really resembles something used by…oh, who was it. I’ll have to do some research.
Posted 3/30/2007 6:48 AM by jonathan_camenisch
Yea, I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been tempted toward idolotry of my cat numerous times! This guy needs to write about what the Bible says about dogs. According to Duet. 23:18 ‘dog’ is the Biblical word for male prostitue. The book also states that unclean meat should be thrown to the dogs. Would a true follower of Jahova allow such a creature in his house hold? I think not!
LOL
That first guy though, is seriously spastic. I can feel him yelling at me through the screne. I mean, he’s mad that the translators used the original greek words for hell instead of an english one- that really makes sense. I refuse to be stressed out by this. 
~Tegwin
Posted 3/30/2007 4:05 PM by Tegwenava
that is some heavy stuff about the nkjv! guess i will have to get up and leave if they ever decide to read from it in church. :-p
i wish i had God’s email address, so I could send Him the one about cats… I mean, do you think He knew this when He created them? :-/ I like Tegwin’s point about dogs…
I found a pretty good book recently, A Matter of Basic Principles. First time I’d tried to think seriously about iblp in a long time.
Posted 3/31/2007 4:51 PM by miracles_start_now
You’re right. I’m not saying everyone lies on Xanga. They just don’t say everything. Not that they’re supposed to. But what’s anything without context? Guess that’s where knowing the person who wrote it comes in. Sort of like with the Bible.
Posted 4/6/2007 1:53 PM by Godseeker23
